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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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