- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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