- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

You idiot.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I have cancer. And you're next.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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