Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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