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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Anti Joke

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