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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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