- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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