wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Jimmy Saville

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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