Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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