- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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