Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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