Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Gustavo Andrade

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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