- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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