- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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