A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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