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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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