- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

say it ten times fast: oh

Nero, sure you are okay?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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