Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

No it doesnt..

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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