- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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