Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Take part of what?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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