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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

say it ten times fast: oh

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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