- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

My jeans

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

where's mom I killed her

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