Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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