Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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