- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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