- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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