- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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