- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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