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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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