A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Hey Shea

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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