- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man penetrates another man.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Dan walked into a jelly fish

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

women's rights.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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