Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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black people

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Anti Joke

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