Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Weaner

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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