- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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