A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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cory is gay

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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