- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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