- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

* anti-punchline

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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