- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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