- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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