- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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