- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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