What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

u know whats a crime? rape

my penis

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...