- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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