- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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