- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

You are joking right?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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