- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Tunechi

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Blacks

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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