- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

No it doesnt..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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