How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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gingers

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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