Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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