A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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No it doesnt..

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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