bangers and mash?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Anti Joke

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