what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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