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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

The american education system.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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