- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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