Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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