- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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