- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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