why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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