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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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