Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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