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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Go away still nothing to see

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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