Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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