- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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