Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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