- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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