Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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No it doesnt..

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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