- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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