Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

You know whats annoying? Steve

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's white and black? Color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

cory is gay

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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