- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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