Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is life? Paul.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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