Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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