- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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