- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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