- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

So these two girls have a cup .

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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