- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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