- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

the economy.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

kennah campion when she talks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

WNBA

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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