Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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no rasist joks

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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