- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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