- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

All of these jokes are about white people

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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