Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How old are you? 7

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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