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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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