- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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