Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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