John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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