- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

you will like this because i am black.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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