Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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