How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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