- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Women's Rights.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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