- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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