Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Whats two plus two Four!

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what happened to your carpool? they died.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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