Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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