Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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your mum

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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