A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Drew Knowles is gay

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Knock Knock.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Equal rights!

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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