- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

12 in general

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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