What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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