- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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