Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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