A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Anti Joke

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