Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

I will create more jobs for americans

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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