- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

No

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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