- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Who wants water? I do.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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