What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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civil rights

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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