- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

America

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

i am a dino. RAWR.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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