- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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