Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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I'm homeless.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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