- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Death by kayak

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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