What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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