A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Men's rights

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

womans rights...

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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