- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Andoni was here

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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