- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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