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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

God is real.

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