- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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