- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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