- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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