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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

can you pass the soap?

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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