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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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