- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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