Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

If you come to Anti-Joke.com to look at the Newest jokes please leave a comment. Thank you!

This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

can you pass the soap?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...