What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

drugs.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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