- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

woman's rights

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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