Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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