What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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