why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Blacks

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Hello

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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