Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Donald Trump

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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