- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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