- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A house comes around the corner.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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