- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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