- Anti Joke

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?