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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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