Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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