a man checks his mypsace

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Gay rights.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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