- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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