- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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