- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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