What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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