- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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