- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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