why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Gay rights.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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