So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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