- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

The Labour Party.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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