- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

your no better than a cockroach

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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