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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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