Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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