whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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