A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Take part of what?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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