What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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