- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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