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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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