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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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