- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A man penetrates another man.

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