A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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