- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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