Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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