- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

David Cameron

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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