knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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quantum physics?

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Blacks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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