What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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