- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

God is real.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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