- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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