how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Tony Romo

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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