- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

womens rights.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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