Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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